Typical Days

What's thee typical day like? here's ours: Thy wake to dampness, water dripping from our cave. We dress into our robes, preveuing our personalities. Then, thy checks our blog, make posts, and then....nothing happens. For many moons, we proceed like this....thy typical day.

a good laugh

Thee jokes, laughs and plays, does thee not? You but can not imagine us howling at jokes, our soupy waters, thick with dust and mud quircking around us, can thee not? Zombies, weare-wolves, goblins, gouls, witches and even dark lords have to have fun thy tell jokes, play ice-soccor and swim--can thee not imagain it? i thought not. But remember--even Dark Lords have to laugh.

Check us out!

The dark lords have been busy, thy know, posting, checking comments....and things of that sort. But now, today, we have a special suprise for thee! for each post we make, we also leave a coment! See what thy have to say now!

our layer

As our home, we don't mind the cold. The damp and mildewy, (pardon my french!) Just the other day, My companion, The dark lord #2 said, "i like our home. Why are thy so quiet?" "Thy," i replied, "are most content, are thy not?" "Aye," nodded my companion, The dark lord #2. "I am most comfortable here in the mountain cave. Thy are not?" "no. the dark is very protective, yet frightening." "But do not forget your name," He reminded me. "Your middle and last name are darkness." "Thy speak the truth," i admitted "But did thy not just say the for day it was but not light?" "Thy are right," said my companion, The dark lord #2. "But now i am content; most content." 

  Our night to day shelter is frightening, as we. So we humbly suggest you venture no further. 

Tips on how to coax people into your traps of emploiment

Our tips are simple. #1: Be nice. #2: say things like, "Come on, we pay more. you'll get a better salary!" #3: Choose people mostly who are out of work. #4: nothing. (there are only 3."

Tips on how to coax people into your traps

True identities

do you know that David, our slave, shouldn't have put HIS name there? After all, it's OUR blog... What do thy think? personally, we think it should be--posted by Mr. and Ms. The Dark Lords (AKA) 

our # 1 employee

  David Goren is our #1 employee. We've posted a picture of him here: 

ugly, is he not? He has no title to call him by. With exceptions of us. We call him, "Slave" or "you ugly creature!!"

Coments

thy must leave coments each time you're here! and come here ofton! the dark lords are looking forward to it! thy is ordered, or deadly  things shall happen to thy!

Coments

whatever

gibberish, gibberish, gibberis

indneed. Whatever.

ox,   

Ilene

(AKA)

Ilene

Happy Birthday!

well. Thy dark lords grant a wish to a new person on the land. (...And he was wrapped in swaddling cloths...) As we creat this blog a new soul has just been born. Maybe it will be called Guido...Or Hyman. Thy, babe, will be grown before your creator's eyes. It will be proud yet sad when you travel to collage. In case you don't know, babe, collage is a learning center.

Who's that David Goren Anyway?

We are really thy dark Lords, drawn to the mountains. We hired him to do our work. I suppose you'd call him a slave...

The Evilness Of The Evils

WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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