epic fail

a man runs and smacks into a cliff. the cliff shatters and he runs in a shark tank only to be eaten by a sucker fish

pie

piepiepiepiepievpiepiepievvvvvvpiepievpievvvpie and that is it. goodbye

Do monsters have breakfast parties?

Yes. today, thy art eating bagels and locks!(of humans) monster one and his troup have welcomed other monster into the community of our dank cavern.

P.S. the dicovery is that we enjoy cheese.

Glockinism

i thee dark lord shall reveal a new website, it is called glockanisim i say no more

Going to school

Well, it's that time of year again! the things you must do at school days:
1) get of early in the dank, dark, cave
2) study in immense marathons
3) ...

your utter demise

you have gone way too far, so I shall kill thee... amotopio.. oops I forgot the words. come back later when we realllllly kill you.......

Typical Days

What's thee typical day like? here's ours: Thy wake to dampness, water dripping from our cave. We dress into our robes, preveuing our personalities. Then, thy checks our blog, make posts, and then....nothing happens. For many moons, we proceed like this....thy typical day.